just nookin’
Published 1 year, 4 months ago in My life.Golden1 makes THE BEST HOT CHOCOLATE EVER
“not me,’’ she claims, “it’s Alain’’ – WHATEVER!
Mercy’s blonde and claims not to be dumb
her friend Dave nooks vicariously and sits on his bum
Mattsfolio tells us you are what you eat
Skyhooks has 63 shoes for her feet!
Marywalsh thinks Glen Ira Council sucks
The bigfella (tours1) wants more tourism bucks
Bill nook’s about Jesus, god, heaven and hell
Dr Lovehandles even nooked in for a spell
about handles and love and coming out of your shell.
Where is he now? – hard to tell.
Perhaps she was eaten by Dr Fell.
Damn you Dr Fell; he/she was my friend,
though here on Nook you can always pretend
that you’ve never met when you have or that you have when you’ve not
or arrange to catch up with friends, strangers, the lot,
near a farm in some place to discuss writing and art
and photos and if you’d want to take part
in a show
with theshadow
(a great wooly dog with a cheerio at the end of his master’s blog)
both – I suspect – cause a pain in trev’s… shoe?
Trev has to organize the “show’’ at Leader’s Blackburn HQ.
Envirogirl is saving the world with green energy, new skivvies and justice for all
Lady Chaos writes poems, likes black and is tall.
Brian ponders the meaning of life
and offers his thoughts on all manner of strife
He used to fight about God when Ackbar was in town
But since Ack’s gone away the god things quietened down.
Irony.
Viv changes logos to suit her mood
and nooks about stuff – children, colour and food
and she won an evil ipod for one of her brood
Nebula punches holes in her stick-figure ears
She feels cold all the time and prefers Baileys to beer
Hannahsgranpa has regrets, inner peace and great deal to say
Winnierose says bad words go a long, long way
Shymija likes Wednesdays, Fridays and rainy weather
Wishes regular nooksters would stay here forever.
Cacophony’s not as noisy as she sounds; Visit her nook – there love has been found.
There are loads of us really, nookin’ when we get in the mood
Meinrosebud and gadfly, even that crazy coolbunny dude
And why not? Nookin’s fun for you, me and them.
But I’d rather be sleeping at 4am.
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You poor sleep deprived nookster! Maybe we could suggest more practical ways to occupy yourself during the wee hours of the morning.
You could get a second job sending spam emails from your home computer; garden by the moon; repaint the house; or keep on with your poetry. I bet you have a talent for the limerick!
Wishing you good sleep soon - or a newly painted kitchen.
That is so cool! Now I almost feel like one of a loveable bunch of characters in someone’s favourite TV show! Lady Chaos and I agree that you’ve definitely summed up our personalities.
Well done!
What a lovely poem, capturing us Nooksters so perfectly.
I hope sleep finds you soon… Although a new poem every day would be nice…
(just kidding… sleep’s more important).
Nice one foss. Glad to see you’ve found gainful employment at last.
Just wondering whether this nook thing might have contributed to the sleeplessness?
such eloquent prose
Have you thought of trying hypnosis or acupuncture. I found accupuncture to be very effective, (though I havn’t tried it for sleeping) and I’m having some hypnosis at the moment (the jury is still out on that one). But if things are that bad anything is worth a try.
….and you know that evil ipod never comes out of her ear, whenever you speak to her now she just turns her head slowly and with a glazed look in her eyes says huhhh (she did occasionally do that pre ipod but not ALL the time) should of listened to your warning foss.
Hmmm, an idea about sleeping - I have a friend in America who said he had terrible sleeping problems (ten hours of sleep per week. Per week!) caused by the medication he was taking. It could be worth talking to your doctor about the possible side effects of any medication you’re on. Just an idea.
Thanks Lady but I’m off all meds. Kicked the anti-depressants some months ago - about two weeks before I stopped sleeping. Aha! I hear you say. MMM, I thought so too but apparently there is no physical reason for my sleep to be disrupted because I’ve discontinued the anti-sad pills. And it is not a return of the Black Dog - I’d know that mangy bugger anywhere and this aint him.
Maybe you should have listened to me viv but then again, I do talk an awful lot of rot. Have thought about acupuncture, just never got around to it. I’ll be on holidays in a few days so might book that in. Will let you know if/when I give it a try. Got a recommended puncturist?
I actually stopped nooking for about a month - no reason just couldn’t be nooked - came back two weeks ago so glad you noticed
. Didn’t sleep then either.
I don’t know how loveable we are neb but here be a bunch of characters alright.
As a sleep deprived nookster once said
Oh please let me go to my bed
Instead he wrote rhyme
Wasting valuable time
When he could have been snoozing instead
(or painting the kitchen, his wife added, agreeing wholeheartedly with the fly – she usually does - ruining the rhyme and stymieing any chance of a night’s sleep.)
That poem is soooo cool, i could never write anything that artistic, but…. I’m not there……:(
I knew this would happen! Sorry sky but you haven’t been around for a while and it was late and I… oh, here
shymija likes Wednesdays, Fridays and rainy weather
Wishes regular nooksters would stay here forever.
That’s all though. I’ve missed stacks of names and I’m not writing rhymes for them all. I welcome all additions - ie: write your own. Better still write one for me.
Hey Fossil, thats pretty damn good. Did you wake the house up with in the middle of the night when you were reciting that?? I can just see it now. Your cheeks full of air, making the beat box sounds just before you came out with the rap.
Fossil,
You are talented! A pity poetry is difficult to turn into money!
On the sleep front, I find a boring movie while sitting - lounging in a comfortable chair in front of the fire helps!……
More seriously - lying in a comfortable position in a darkened room and then mentally feeling through all my muscles starting with my toes and working all the way up to my head, identifying any tense muscles and consciously relaxing them …… sometimes have to go through it several times until fully relaxed.
It takes practice, but with practice it does help me to relax and I find that sleep comes more easily when I am relaxed …..
Could be worth a try, and it is all natural!
All the best
Bill
Bill, bill , bill………He’s done all that, Hes done pills alcholhol, yoga, meditation, hot choclate, slept in every position imaginable. HOt baths, tense muscles. counted sheep,gumboots the lot. drinks- no drinks. tele no tele…..good book………silence……He is a beyond our help……….sad.
I think a hammer is the only solution left.
Thanks Fossil! I’ve been around the whole time, but have mostly been reading and posting reply’s. Haven’t had much to post lately.
Hey Foss, perhaps you could write a little screen play about nooking. The characters could be those that are contributing to the nook art exhibition, and those real people might perform the little play at the very same exhibition.
The title, your choice of course, but my suggestion would be-
in the nook of time
Well done on your post.
cheerio
shadowmaster, and the great woooly dog
whose master does truly blog and blog.
lol
Foss you are the boss,
coz, you have me at a loss.
In my home- where i doss,
i read poem by the foss.
Well written, full of goss,
good giggles, a great joss.
You seem not to give a toss,
and you dont let it grow- the moss.
I think you are a little poss,
and not a silly, silly soss.
SURELY THAT IS ENUF FOR NOW
CHEERIO
SHADOWMASTER
Well foss, you are the boss,
in my house, where i doss.
Your nook name is foss,
and you give us the goss.
Indeed, a worthy joss,
the prize is not los t
Words gathering no moss
you are, our little poss.
Change your name to Ross?
no, dont be a silly sos.
U just might not give a toss,
no need to be a woss.
AND IF ANYONE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THE LETTERS X Y Z
GO AHEAD…
CHEERIO
SHADOWMASTER
Now I know how it feels to be summed up - well done foss.